Baking a Conservative Cake

Ingredients:
1 cup Arrogance
1 cup corruption
1 cup incompetence
1 cup self-righteousness
1 cup self-pity
2 cups dishonesty
Combine ingredients, mix well and bake in sunlight for all to see.
Be sure to bake well lest your concoction join other half-baked conservatives running loose. Serves: no one well